Beats Pizza?

This is what I had for dinner last night (although to call it “dinner” is a bit misleading. This was really more of a snack):

Cheese and bread - my two most favorite foods!

It’s called ‘Beatsa Pizza’ (as in, I believe, it beats pizza) and is from Cave Man Kitchen in lovely Kent, Washington. I don’t normally troll around Kent on Tuesday nights, but we had to drop Moorea off at my parents’ house so that she’d be out of the way when demolition starts, and we both really like Cave Man Kitchen, so we stopped on the way home. Incidentally, Cave Man Kitchen has been around since 1971 and burned to the ground at one point. It truly is a hole-in-the-wall joint and is normally very, very good.

Silly me – I got something different…never, ever be adventurous, people. Stick with what you know!

While the Beatsa Pizza was good, it was so, so small. Like four bites and gone. Still hungry, I had some baked beans. "Some" being the key here, as on my third bite, I discovered a long, black hair. The dry heaves ensued and my pizza snack almost made a reappearance.

Needless to say, I lost my appetite, which was helpful in that it was 9 p.m. and it’s bad for your diet to eat food after 6 p.m. Just ask Oprah.